幽默搞笑的格言

Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。

″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk？

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？

学的越多,知道的越多；知道的越多,忘记的越多；忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着？